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The methods

First, I accept a text about an argument I've never heard of. Then I perform

an extensive query on-line using Boolean smooth operators and an excellent

abuse of the KudoZ system on ProZ site, eventually choosing the least reliable

and most fancy solution. If this still doesn't help, I ask the customer to postpone

the deadline asserting that the material is very challenging for a satisfying

linguistic solution and I am currently involved in a fine-tuning phase.

We are always keeping ourselves up to date and are continuously involved

in professional research and upgrades. We do not miss a line of the most known

and crowded newsgroups and mailing lists. We do prefer Langit to Lantra

because of the aseptic environment of the first. While politics are not allowed

there, you can enjoy packs of rowdy translators insulting each other about

rates, wordcounts, and clients, with a peculiar social attitude that poor

Aristotle was wrong to consider "political". As a result one can improve their

professionalism learning how to breed suspicion about an agency they have

failed a test for, how to set up new translators guilds, how to quote jewels of

funny deja-vu social theory in native German while they hardly speak a correct

Italian, without any intervention of the local moderators, strictly committed

to preserve the Subject syntax correctness.

Our official rates are fairly rigid, based upon the material complexity, though

not low. We need you to understand the reasons of these policies. We are

forced to act this way in the presence of our honourable colleagues. But we

are willing to grossly knock rates down in private bids or if you contact us

directly.

Our rates are based upon gobbledygook accounting methods and we use the

Cartella, the Canna and the Pertica as translation unit measures, according

to Editto de lo Merchante which dates back to 1312, Patavia. For your

convenience, let us clarify that Cartella is 65 keystrokes for a square of 60 rows

per side, 360 white spaces of hypotenuse, and as long as you do not use Strong

Papyrus, in which case it takes more time to count because of the peculiar

sensitivity of the medium. Bill collection must be performed no later than 30

days from the billing date and VAT code must be specified in the invoice. We

reserve the right to collect on the side. Whatever cannot be safely collected

on the side, please refer it to "Donations and Charitable Acts" so we can deduct

it from our income tax return and save our souls. We are left-wingers but not

morons, after all.